The Onion dives into that ever-flowing fountain of humor that is the Dewey Decimal System this week, noting the difficulty catalogers are having in assigning a call number to recent Jim Belushi title Real Men Don't Apologize. "If no decision is reached within the week," the report concludes, "librarians may be forced to shelve it in the 'phantom zone' between Jenny McCarthy’s book of marriage tips and novels in which a cat helps solve a mystery."
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